Mar 15
What are the funniest lyrics you have ever heard?
portal.nnkl.comMy baby left me,
Left me sad and blue
I didnt know what to do...
Without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
And he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I mean her motherfuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My motherfuckin mouth
[akinyele]
You wanna go down why not
I be like herbie and hand-you-a-cock
And tell you that my name is ak
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to
Blow
But dont give me no ralph lauren grin
If youre not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
Im all about mouth ******
Only if you down for dick suckin
If not, b.j. and a beer...keep truckin
And **** chapsticks
Im comin ashy as hell, wit chapped *****
For your chapped *** lips (down in my mouth)
Creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them
With an erection like injections, **** it I be
Druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it
Out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
Swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
Im givin bitches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
In your mouth
[crystal johnson]
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I said your muthafuckin mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, whats that all about?
[crystal johnson]
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste
It
Im talkin every drip-drop, dont you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, its enough to fill your cup
Its finger lickin good, and Im wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
Im always sprung once I feel your tongue in the
Crack of my ***
Hust eatin me-*****
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t
But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
I said your motherfuckin mouth
And you could just eat me out
What do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
Pussy or dick? >put it in your mouth
People through out the world >i said your
Muthafuckin mouth
Man its your pick >put it in my mouth
What do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
Pussy or dick? >i said my muthafuckin mouth
People through out the world >just put it in my
Mouth
Yeah its your pick >muthafuckin mouth
What do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me
Out
Pussy or dick? >in my mouth
People through out the world >put it in my mouth
Its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
Its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
People through out the world >{laughter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H3MViNHr...
Jackson and Miley both said together:
"What did you do?
Me?
Yes You!
Stop That!"
It was so funny.
i swear on the wet head of my, 1st case of ghonorhea, rears its ugly head and i forever fear... NEXT!!
frank zappa: cosmik debris.
the price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
zappa: dirty love.
give me your dirty love, like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddys bottom drawer.
loads of funny zappa stuff: why does it hurt when i pee, i dont want no doctor to stick no needle in me.
sensational alex harvey band:$25 for a massage.
but its $25 for a massage and i can do the same myself.
its'a $25 for a massage and i can do better than anybody else... heres she comes , hooooo !!
could go on all day here... zappa and harvey are your men for funny lyrics.
cant forget: eazy e, think its called bank robbery.
the suspense was makin me sick.. she took her panties down and the ***** had a dick !!
one Taylor swift song when it is all:
Go and tell your friends that I'm
obsessive and crazy thats fine I'll
tell mine that your gay. Theres a
long story behind why me and my
friends pee our pants every time we
hear that but I am sure noone wants
to hear my long and unorganized story.
shove it down my throat
slap it across my face
l-l-l-l-l-licky licky
lmao
hahahhahahaa
i.e.
sippin on courvoisier
goddamn, i must have to floss today
http://www.elyrics.net/read/h/hi,,Standa...
If you have a dirty mind, you'll understand it....
F,ck the presents might as well throw em out
F,ck all those kisses, it didnt mean jack
F,ck you, you hoe, i dont want you back:D
by the Bruce Lee Band
"Growing up in high school,
I thought I was a popular guy
but then I realized something new
it made me want to cry inside
people are using me for my brain
they don't care about who I am
that's when I say
Don't sit next to me,
Just because I'm Asian
Don't sit next to me,
Just because I'm Asian
So this guy he sits next to me,
but he doesn't know I know what he's thinking
so I fill out my scantron and then I erase
and the poor guy fails his final chance to graduate
and people all think we're smart,
but I don't want to be your friend
if all you see me for
is my intelligent brain and I say
Don't sit next to me,
Just because I'm Asian"
I got more chins that China town!
When you see me coming your way! Better give me plenty a place!
the music video's even funnier
Check out Donny Osmond dancing in the background in White n' Nerdy
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